May 2013
im-deadpool-god-dammit:
I love how majestic the bald eagle looks from the side
but from straight on it just looks scared and confused
rabioheab:
i don’t know what yiff or yaoi or shota is but they all sound like things a surprised cowboy would exclaim
pradar:
is ur name wifi because i’m feeling the connection
April 2013
alltheangst:
jackbassam:
When I have the sex talk with my kids I’m just going to tell them to follow the basic rule
“If your age is on the clock, you’re too young for the cock”
yeah, and when my kid turns thirteen imma go,
“Sit back down, I was talking about military time.”
psyducked:
tylenold:
why would you ever name your kid dick
so you can freak people out as he grows up and say, “you wanna see how big my dick has gotten?”
sugarcubefandom:
If I ever become a celebrity I’ll always make weird faces at the paparazzi and frustrate them.
planeswalkingonsunshine:
If someone ever tells you a certain song is important to them you should turn it up and lay on your bed and close your eyes and really listen to it even if its 10 minutes long because at the end you will know that person much better I think
if you compliment me once i’ll think about it every night for twelve years
*has emotional breakdown choosing what to eat at a restaurant*
broaaadbean:
who needs april fools my entire life is a joke
when you realize you have..... →
2-shane-s:
death-by-lulz:
2-shane-s:
when you realize you have sooo many bitches
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wtf
I THOUGHT I HAD A FAVOURITE INFOMERCIAL GIF →
lulz-time:
turnipsalad:
I THOUGHT I HAD A FAVOURITE INFOMERCIAL GIF
BUT I THINK I HAVE FOUND A NEW FAVOURITE
shmenderson:
Can we talk about the word queue
How many of those letters are really necessary
I count one
fasterfood:
i think a gang war is about to break out in my itunes library
catswithbenefits:
im still trying to get over the fact that oranges are pre-sliced by nature
vegay:
yes hello i would like to apply to be in a coma
katestrife:
A moment of silence for those who have to share their computer with the family.
njena:
sometimes i drop things and am too lazy to pick them up, like pencils, or my hopes and dreams
